Garden Hobbyist Gifts

"Drawing blood again?"

The Busy Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Dog got your clog?'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

Domestic Cats.