Backyard Hobbyist Gifts

"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Fishing for Birds

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Bob’s Museum

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"How?"

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Human males marking territory.

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Llama training

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

You too can juggle.

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

"Did you get some work done?"

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."