Backyard Hobbyist Gifts

"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Karataoke

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Fishing for Birds

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Bob’s Museum

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"How?"

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Human males marking territory.

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

Llama training

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

You too can juggle.

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."