Backyard Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

Brad! Who's that singer I cry to when I'm drunk?

"How?"

"Did you get some work done?"

"We'd cook out more often if it weren't for these damned monitor lizards."

"George, there's a man here who wants to lease our backyard."

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

Human males marking territory.

Bird house on fire

'Uh oh! Up pops the hardy perennial!'

"He'll spend hours at a time out there, just gazing at the bird table."

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

The Last Leaf

Cats and gardens.

"This never happened."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Beginning Yarder.