Front Yard Enthusiast Gifts

'I think I like sitting here instead of in our back yard better. . . it's more interesting seen' what everybody's up to on our street. I guess we're just people persons.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cats and gardens.

The Last Leaf

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Beginning Yarder.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Ecology

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'