Yard Enthusiasts Gifts

"This is my son Sam, the doctor; my son Winston, the lawyer; and my son Alden, the lawnblower."

The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .

"Can we strike a deal? We'll try not to keep up with you if you try not to keep up with us."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Gardener

The Last Leaf

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Beginning Yarder.

Yard Sale

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"How?"

House sale.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Human males marking territory.

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Extreme Yard Sale

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'