Yard Adventurer Gifts

'If you get lost in there , send up one of your distress flares'.

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Fly Football

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

Beginning Yarder.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Digging.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

I know they told me not to bark

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'