Yard Adventurers Gifts

"What? You know know I hate to be called a quitter."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Beginning Yarder.

"Must get a longer cable."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Digging.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"