Yard Adventurers Gifts

Flamin-goes & Flaming-stays

"What? You know know I hate to be called a quitter."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

Beginning Yarder.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Must get a longer cable."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

Digging.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

I know they told me not to bark

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

The Tardis Shed