Backyard Adventurers Gifts

'Don't worry, ma. It's a controlled burn.'

"This never happened."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Why do leaves change color?"

Fishing Boat Derby

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'