Backyard Adventurers Gifts

'Don't worry, ma. It's a controlled burn.'

"This never happened."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Fishing Boat Derby

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."