Backyard Adventurer Gifts

'May I have a word with you?'

The Gardeners' Calendar: Make a note of places where paths have become slipper...go out and repair them before the cause trouble.

French Cricket.

Urine sample

Unable to afford his annual hunting trip Ed makes due with a little backyard fun.

Dog Work Ethics

'Mom, is a stem line anything like a clothes line?'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"Did you have a good time camping in the back yard?"

"I can't believe your dad let you go camping!"

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Have your grandchildren been visiting again, Cora?"

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

Kids jumping on trampoline next to kids jumping on bed.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"I wonder why Ralphie has been bugging me all week about zip lines?"

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Oh son, I don't want to camp in the backyard with you. I've been to space."

"The pH level seems a little off."

The Swing

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."