Gardening Adventurer Gifts

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

Fly Football

Pumpkin patch

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

"This never happened."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

I think you're ace

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'Do you mind!!?'

Ecology

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'