Greens Adventurer Gifts

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

Fly Football

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

I think you're ace

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

GM Crops Genie.

urban agriculture

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

The Gilmore Girls

Tin Man Visits New York

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

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