Green Energy Adventurer Gifts

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

I think you're ace

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

City Windfarms.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Water power.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

GM Crops Genie.

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

A dramatic breakthrough in the world of alternative energy: canine tail power.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'You have to admit, avian suicide has been greatly facilitated.'

Man on Island.