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"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

I think you're ace

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

City Windfarms.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Water power.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

GM Crops Genie.

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'I'm solar powered.'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'You have to admit, avian suicide has been greatly facilitated.'