Electricity Adventurer T-Shirts

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"Don't you love it when you land on one and get that warm, tingly feeling in your toes?"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

The discovery of electricity...

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Plasma Ball

Critical Ethanol report

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

GM Crops Genie.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."