Power Saver Adventurer T-Shirts

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'Faster Mr. Barlow, the lights keep going dim!'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

No Need To Hurry! Everything Must GO!

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

Climbing Beard

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

Range Anxiety

"You go in, and if you don't come out, then I'll know I shouldn't go in."

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

I Hate My Hat Magazine

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

"No thanks, I'm drilling for my own gas!"

'Use Anything In This Kitchen At Your Own Risk.'

'And now Ladies, something you've been yearning for: A microwave oven with a defrost mode!'

"Where's the plug out of the sink gone?"