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"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Critical Ethanol report

"Gas, is it the future?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Where clean coal comes from.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Nuclear energy.

"Woo-hoo!"

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"But is it renewable...."