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'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Yes, I finally quit smoking and drinking, Dad! I found out that the power to ruin people's lives is much more satisfying!'

The Boss

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Nuclear generation of energy.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Telekinetics on strike...

US Energy Needs.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

"Gas, is it the future?"

Where clean coal comes from.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'