Electric Enthusiast T-Shirts

"All electric citecar- £7950 (Batteries not included)"

"I am changing my energy supplier...plug this in."

Today I directed a band while working at my railroad job and holding a broken electrical wire together. You're a conductor!

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

Energy trap.

Electric motorcycles

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

That one has all the batteries!

The Not-So Smart Meter

AA Meeting Here Today

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Plasma Ball

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Love At First Shock

Lithium Fair

"Gas, is it the future?"