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'Power! Give me more power!'

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'

Plug socket is plugged in the eyes and screams.

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

'For the last time, I am electric and I do not require wi-fi to listen to the land!'

'Tel's Electrics, Essex.'

"No, you're not going out, you're grounded!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Nuclear generation of energy.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

US Energy Needs.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Critical Ethanol report

Love At First Shock

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Don Quilowatte

"Gas, is it the future?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"But is it renewable...."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Nuclear energy.

Energy trap.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'