Electricity Aficionado Gifts

'Power! Give me more power!'

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'

That guy? He does static shock.

Plug socket is plugged in the eyes and screams.

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

'For the last time, I am electric and I do not require wi-fi to listen to the land!'

'Tel's Electrics, Essex.'

"No, you're not going out, you're grounded!"

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Nuclear generation of energy.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Love At First Shock

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Critical Ethanol report

Don Quilowatte

"Gas, is it the future?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Nuclear energy.

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'