Electricity Enthusiast Gifts

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Man uses a kite in lightning to start his car.

'Yes, there's something wrong: The voltmeter shows a very low reading...'

"No. You're not going crazy... You just need an outlet."

Sparky (dog about to pee on electrical outlet)

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

Electric Rate Hikers: ZZZZZT!

What makes you think this room wasn't wired properly?

'Geeze. When the power's out there's nothing to play with around here.'

'I'm sorry Ted, but Simon fulfills me in ways you never could.'

'Dear Mom and Dad, I'm running away from home to join the circuits.'

"Ignore him. He's just on one of his power trips."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'Those energy efficient eels think they're so special.'

'We won't have any coconuts but we should be okay for electricity.'

'Billy, stop that'

Wrong end of extension cord brought to electrical outlet.

"So, this is what you get up to in your room all day. No wonder our electricity charges have spiralled!!!"

Love

"The one on the left is cute."

"What did Benjamin Franklin invent after flying a kite in a lightning storm?"

Nuclear power plant.

'It's a repeat of last thursday's power cut.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

'I'm sure that damned meter reader is on the fiddle, Igor! Have you seen this latest electricity bill?'

God bless our all-electric home.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Are you sure we can't wait till the power comes back on??"

"Yeah, we have a squirrel problem, but it's not what you think..."

"High tech genies?"

Plasma scientist

"I wonder why our lights have dimmed?"

"We blew a fuse."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian 'Tunguska Event'.