Electricity Connoisseur T-Shirts

High electricity consumption in the summer

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The discovery of electricity...

Nuclear generation of energy.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Critical Ethanol report

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

A Highly Networked Staff

Love At First Shock

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Gas, is it the future?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Woo-hoo!"

"But is it renewable...."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

Nuclear energy.

Energy trap.

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'