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'Dad, do we zap in AC or DC?'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"We evolved from asteroids"

Scarpia's Palace

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

B.B. King

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Dave Brubeck

C Day Lewis.

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

Bleak House

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Energy trap.

Charles Dickens.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Bagging the Chipmunk

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel