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Cor Anglais

Felix Mendelssohn

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

Piano Recital

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Scarpia's Palace

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

King of Music.

Sir Edward Elgar

Music Student

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

B.B. King

Cello Concert

Edward Elgar.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Cellist

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Red hot little combo