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Cor Anglais

Felix Mendelssohn

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Baroque Peacock

Piano Recital

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Bassoons.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Quartet.

Scarpia's Palace

Didgeridoo

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Music Student

Cello Concert

"Some Debussy, Igor."

King of Music.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Edward Elgar.

Cellist

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Timbre Wolf

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Red hot little combo