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Baroque Peacock

Felix Mendelssohn

Trump! The Musical

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Piano Recital

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Scarpia's Palace

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Music Student

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Edward Elgar.

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Home school marching band"

'The hills are alive with the sound of moo-sick!'

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Moliere