Musical Connoisseur Prints

Baroque Peacock

Felix Mendelssohn

Trump! The Musical

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Piano Recital

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Scarpia's Palace

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Sir Edward Elgar

B.B. King

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Music Student

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Edward Elgar.

"Home school marching band"

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'The hills are alive with the sound of moo-sick!'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov