Jazz Connoisseur Prints

A trumpet player

Musical Pipe

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Louis Armstrong

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Cocktails on the verandah.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

'He likes to power nap.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Night of the Latkes

Farm Humor.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Happy Hour

The Trojan Beagle.

Baroque Peacock

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Emergency Phone.