Jazz Aficionado Prints

David Roy Eldridge

'You sure it not Triceratops? It have three horns.'

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

Jazz Club: "Don't just sit there, shoobedoobedoo something."

Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!"

Six jazz instruments.

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

The Wall Street jazz ensemble will play 'The Low Interest Rate Blues'.

"Don't you know any Gershwin tunes?"

Woman holding pants.

Drunk Oboe Player

'You gotta love a swing state.'

Man sitting outside 'Brasserie' gets trumpet played in ear

Man in top hat and tails waiting to cross road, traffic lights read 'Don't Dance'.

"No wonder these Yo-Yo Ma tickets were still available. He's going to be playing the saxophone."

"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Any family history of ragtime?"

'Oi! Are you looking at my bird?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Cocktail Pianist

I love Jazz. Deal with it.

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

'Hey, I remember you! You're Clifford Brown!'

Scat nav.

Naked cocktails

Quartet.

Marketed music.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"Culturally, I'm a cat."

"This next song is very personal, and I'd just like to hum it to myself."

"Delores! Tap is back!"

"Sound good to me. Of course, I've never heard Wynton Marsalis."

Three musicians busking

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."