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David Roy Eldridge

Woody Shaw

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'You sure it not Triceratops? It have three horns.'

Jazz Club: "Don't just sit there, shoobedoobedoo something."

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Six jazz instruments.

Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!"

Man sitting outside 'Brasserie' gets trumpet played in ear

'You gotta love a swing state.'

Man in top hat and tails waiting to cross road, traffic lights read 'Don't Dance'.

Drunk Oboe Player

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

Woman holding pants.

"Don't you know any Gershwin tunes?"

The Wall Street jazz ensemble will play 'The Low Interest Rate Blues'.

Marketed music.

I love Jazz. Deal with it.

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

Cocktail Pianist

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Hey, I remember you! You're Clifford Brown!'

Scat nav.

'Oi! Are you looking at my bird?'

Naked cocktails

Quartet.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Any family history of ragtime?"

Chano Pozo,

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."

"No wonder these Yo-Yo Ma tickets were still available. He's going to be playing the saxophone."

Pianist

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'