Melodic Connoisseur Prints

Met 4 shows four different operas.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

Piano Recital

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Choose, Fenster

Scarpia's Palace

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Music Student

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'It's Blurred.'

Edward Elgar.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'