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"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

James Levine

"You're supposed to buy your alcohol here, not bring it with you!"

Fritz Kreisler.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Piano Recital

Cellist

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

A Symphony of Penguins

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

I love my Timpani

Baroque Peacock

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Scarpia's Palace

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Popera!

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Music Student

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Sir Edward Elgar

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Edward Elgar.