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Christmas organ

A Symphony of Penguins

Cimafunk

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

I love my Timpani

Baroque Peacock

Piano Recital

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Freddie Mercury

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Mark Knopfler.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Scarpia's Palace

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Popera!

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

B.B. King

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Cesar Franck

Singer and her microphone

Dino Fest

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Mick Jagger.

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"You're supposed to buy your alcohol here, not bring it with you!"

Nick Cave.