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His vibrato could melt the coldest hearts

"It doesn't look too promising."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Piano Recital

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Scarpia's Palace

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

B.B. King

Sir Edward Elgar

Music Student

Edward Elgar.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Propping up a profits chart.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Moliere

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."