Composition Connoisseur T-Shirts

Dmitri Shostakovich

Aleksandr Borodin

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Baroque Peacock

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Piano Recital

"You call this a constitution?"

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Scarpia's Palace

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Sir Edward Elgar

Music Student

"My kid could do that."

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Moliere

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

Violin Romance

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."