Composition Connoisseur Pillows

Conservatory of Music: Sour Notes

Dmitri Shostakovich

Aleksandr Borodin

Felix Mendelssohn

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"You call this a constitution?"

Piano Recital

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Scarpia's Palace

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Sir Edward Elgar

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Music Student

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

B.B. King

"My kid could do that."

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Moliere

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'