Compilation Connoisseur Pillows

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

Felix Mendelssohn

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"You call this a constitution?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Anton Bruckner.

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

Dmitri Shostakovich

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

Comb over club.

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

Hair loss comb.