Compilation Connoisseur Mugs

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

Felix Mendelssohn

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"You call this a constitution?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

C Day Lewis.

Charles Dickens.

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

Bleak House

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"Mr. Reagan, do you swear to tell the truth..."

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Anton Bruckner.

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Dmitri Shostakovich

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

Comb over club.

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."