Composer Connoisseur Pillows

Felix Mendelssohn

Anton Bruckner.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

Piano Recital

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Kultural K9's.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Choose, Fenster

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Scarpia's Palace

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Robert Schumann

Edward Elgar.

'It's Blurred.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.