Concerto Connoisseur Pillows

His vibrato could melt the coldest hearts

"It doesn't look too promising."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

Piano Recital

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Scarpia's Palace

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

Edward Elgar.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Propping up a profits chart.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Sergey Rahmaninov

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Moliere

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Tosca on the balcony

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."