Choir Connoisseur Pillows

Grange Hildegard.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

Piano Recital

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Men gossiping

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Scarpia's Palace

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Propping up a profits chart.

The Dog Choir

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'