Choir Connoisseur Mugs

Grange Hildegard.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Piano Recital

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Men gossiping

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Scarpia's Palace

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

B.B. King

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Music Student

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Sir Edward Elgar

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Propping up a profits chart.

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

The Dog Choir

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

Sergey Rahmaninov