Choral Connoisseur Mugs

Claudius Monteverdi.

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

Piano Recital

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Sir Edward Elgar

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Music Student

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Edward Elgar.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

The Dog Choir

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Ventriloquist Audition

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Violin Romance

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"Great set of pipes!"

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Animals of the Royal Wedding