Classical Music Connoisseur Pillows

Edward Elgar.

Leo Brouwer

Jean Sibelius

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"This next work was written at the height of romanticism - in fact it would help if the attractive lady in row 3 were to join me on the stool."

Johannes Brahms

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

Archimedes statue with a lever

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Modern Major General

Baroque Peacock

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Deflator mouse

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Frederic Chopin

Piano Keyboard

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Antonio Vivaldi

'Take me to you lieder.'

Violinist.

Occupational Hazards.