Composer Connoisseur Gifts

Felix Mendelssohn

Anton Bruckner.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

Piano Recital

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Choose, Fenster

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Kultural K9's.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Scarpia's Palace

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Music Student

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

B.B. King

Sir Edward Elgar

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Robert Schumann

Edward Elgar.

'It's Blurred.'

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!