Music Connoisseur Gifts

Grand Opera, "It's called grand opera because that's the price of the ticket"

"My dad is obsessed with the Beatles and is missing just one of their songs from his record collection."

Scarpia's Palace

Music Piracy

'You take your radio more places than you take me.'

Blue Note.

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Dave Gahan

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Dave Brubeck

'I'm leaving the tribute Beatles to form tribute Wings!'

"When I said I wouldn't mind you staying up a while, this wasn't what I had in mind."

Bach

Antonio Vivaldi

Freddie Mercury

B.B. King

Little Richard

Felix Mendelssohn

Trump! The Musical

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

Piano Recital

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Music Student

"Some Debussy, Igor."