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"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."

'If you are still on hold, ask yourself 'why'?'

"I think one of my favorite things about being on hold for two hours, and there are many, is being reminded that Chuck Mangione plays a mean flugelhorn."

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

Piano Recital

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Scarpia's Palace

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

B.B. King

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Edward Elgar.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Moliere

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Musical Pipe

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"You're supposed to buy your alcohol here, not bring it with you!"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife