Hold Music Connoisseur Pillows

"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."

'If you are still on hold, ask yourself 'why'?'

"I think one of my favorite things about being on hold for two hours, and there are many, is being reminded that Chuck Mangione plays a mean flugelhorn."

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Piano Recital

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Scarpia's Palace

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

Edward Elgar.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Moliere

Musical Pipe

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Tosca on the balcony

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife