"Why do companies put you on hold and then play that awful, garbled recorded music...?"
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No Elgar!
"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."
"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."
"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."
Filling the Missile Gap
Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.
An acceptable level of TV violence.
"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"
"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"
The Real Russian history
The Music Critic.
'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'
Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.
"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."
Mega-Corp Pictures. This film will tell a story about Frederick the Great censuring one of his favorite musicians. "The Empire Strikes Bach"!
"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."
Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.
'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'
A singer being criticised
Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash
"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"
'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'
'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'
"Nice, but not Pavarotti''
A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.
Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.
Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.
"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."
"What do you mean, who are my influences?"
"Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity, if only through the lyrics of a Coldplay song!"
"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"
"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"
Ezra Pound
Editor
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