The Hold Music Connoisseur Pillows

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

Baroque Peacock

Piano Recital

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Scarpia's Palace

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Music Student

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Edward Elgar.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Musical Pipe

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Violin Romance

"You're supposed to buy your alcohol here, not bring it with you!"

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'