Music Critique Lover Pillows

'African Idol': A bushman is receiving the judge's opinion which is:' Dat was bad . . . it sound nutting like watta buffeelow!'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

The Music Critic.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Men dancing

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."

A singer being criticised

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Mega-Corp Pictures. This film will tell a story about Frederick the Great censuring one of his favorite musicians. "The Empire Strikes Bach"!

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

"There goes that creepy music again...

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Nutty Assistants

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity, if only through the lyrics of a Coldplay song!"

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

Young Simon Cowell

Smashed harp...

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"